benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

WHAT IS AIR?

YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS

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YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS

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YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS

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YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS

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YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS

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YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR

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YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS

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YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW

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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS

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YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

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You got your Voldemorts

(Source: veronicaecholls)

  • Parents: Are you taking selfies?
  • Me: No it's Snapchat
  • elementary school: reads at a middle school level
  • middle school: reads at a high school level
  • high school: reads at a college level
  • college: re-reads Harry Potter
  • college: gay fanfiction all day long

dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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plainwatermelon:

ASP: “Dad, what if I’m put in Slytherin?”
HP: “Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was the bravest man I’ve ever Known”
JSP: “Who was I named after dad?”
HP: “TWO OF THE SICKEST CUNTS ON CAMPUS”
JSP: “FUCK YEAHHHHHHH”
HP: “YEAHHHHHHHHHH”
JSP: “WOOOO”

iphonevevo:

gifs that have a lot of words in them, but move too fast image

(Source: pokemonhub)